burned-ashes:

ishallnotclown:

carcinophobicgeneticist:

luna-sin-sol:

dr-vblschrf:

lanternkicker:

bunsaipon:

robomegido:

themissingavenger:

shes-a-pirate:

knezojadransko:

decemaeternamdoctor:

thetaintraining:

[[ Scissors.

11 inches deep. Just over my lungs. 2% chance of survival.

Goodbye cruel world. ]]

OOC:

My calculator, 9 inches deep. In my face. 99% chance of survival.

I am okay with this.

ooc:

My pyjama shirt, 5 inches deep. In my temple. 15% chance of survival.

: (

my phone, back of my neck, 7 inches deep, 75% chance of survival

eh

An EXPO marker, the left side of my face, 3 inches deep, 69% chance of survival.

Alright then.

My shirt, three inches deep, inner thigh, 19% chance

How does one go about stabbing someone in the leg with a shirt, exactly

My cellphone, 7 inches deep, the back of my head, 48% chance of survival

Oh jeez :|

My Tribly Hat, 1 inch deep, my leg, 29% chance of survival…

i was just stabbed 6 inches deep through my knee with my friend alix. not by her, with her. 

98% survival, bitches. i’m down but not out. 

i got stabbed by a pen, seven inches deep into my heart. 28% chance of survival.

im p fucked

I got stabbed in the back with…a bowl, 7 inches deep. I have a 96% chance of survival but dang, anything going 7 inches into that part of my back would take out my left lung X___X

I got stabbed by my 3DS stylus, 2 inches deep on my thigh. I have a 38% chance of survival. WWWWELP.

Stabbed with my pillow (?), nine inches deep, right below my nose, and I don’t have a phone.

I don’t know where this leaves me.

A permanent marker with a mercifully tiny tip, four inches deep, right in the gut, 23% survival chance.

Goodbye.

(Source: klondyk3, via moved-to-muffufin)